Friday, July 11, 2008
Ghetto Superstar
You know you're ghetto when.....rather than ditching a pair of socks that gets a hole in the toe, you put it on the other foot so your big toe doesn't poke out. You're even MORE of a GHETTO SUPERSTAR when there's a FEW holes so that no matter what foot the sock is on, your toes poke out. And the biggest GHETTO SUPERSTAR award goes to those that even with all the holes, TWISTS the sock around so the bottom is on the top of your foot, hiding the unsightly holes. The holes are still there, mind you, and it's only a matter of time before the sock has so many holes that it resembles an anklet.
I don't personally know anyone with this problem.....I'm just sayin.......