Thursday, May 7, 2009

Funkytown

I have been through the emotional ringer, and now.... the rollercoaster ride has come to an end. I now have a few days to get my life back on track and in order. So what do I do?

Nothing.

I eat a million cookies I made to give away, and suffer from heat stroke inside my disturbingly filthy apartment.

*siiiiiiigh*

Perhaps you could say I'm in a funk.

Despite my anti-social funkiness, things are projected to get better. I'm stoked about this summer! I haven't been this excited for summer since I was a little kid. Now that these delicious cookies are gone (I HAD to throw the rest away....I couldn't stop GRUBBIN), I'm back on track for getting this bikini body I'm dying to have. I have a workout plan, a meal plan, and an accountability buddy.

Here I come Fun-in-the-sun! Here I come trips-to-San Diego-and-Arizona-to-kick-it-by-the-pool. I'll spend days at the beach....... and hopefully meet hot, rich men to spend money on me and treat me like a princess. That will be summer '09 baby. Gotta take advantage while I'm still young,single, and childless.....because I know these days are numbered.

So I fantasize about summer to pull me out of my funk as I spritz myself with water in front of the fan, veg in front of the tv..... and pretend I have a housekeeper to clean all this mess.

The power of positive thinking.......